date:Tuesday, April 10, 2007
time:8:34 PM
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I was looking forward till after school because I can finally meet my baby!
Yeah okay, school was boring as usual.
Shekhu's lesson was pretty disturbing. Why?
She said her favourite game was volleyball and she looks sexy in the bikini. Guys would take pictures of her and she would ignore them.
Omg, wake up Shekhu. Stop dreaming ar, this girl *Shekhu's voice*
Yeah so anyways, she kept doing this "wave-crashing" thing and, her edge of the tables kept poking her V. SICK la okay.
Met baby at the school bus stop, headed to Plaza Singapura to watch Mr Bean Holiday :))
At the theatre, I was damn pissed off with this couple beside me. Why?
Our seats were inside, so since they were there, we had a harder time going inside to get to our seats. I accidently stepped on this malay guy's slipper, not the feet kay! Then came a loud, "OUUUUUUUUUCH!"
and I, being so polite, I apologized.
I sat beside his fucking fat girlfriend who was twice the size of me (so now you can imagine how fat she is) and you know what? She's so fat, that her ass, could lift up the arm rest beside me? Omg, you know the momma joke? totally suits her ya'll!
She's so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck.
She's so fucking fat, that when she stands on the weighing scale, her handphone number appears.
So anyways, she took up the so much space that I couldn't put my drink beside me because her fat ass was blocking the drink holder.
When the movie ended, her boyfriend who is fucking skinny (as skinny as Daryl, or maybe even skinnier) smacked her ass. HER BIG FUCKING ASS! The moment I saw him smack her ass, I felt like VOMITING I tell you! OH MY GOD!
And, he didn't smack once you know, he smacked THRICE!
Fuck, one of the left butt cheek, the other on the right butt cheek and the last one on the middle. His hands couldn't smack her whole because I guess her ass was too big that he had to do them in parts. God DAMN IT.
The best part was, after everything. I decided to follow baby back to Hougang Mall and guess what? I SAW THEM AGAIN. Wtf? Talk about fated. Gosh, they remembered me because I could tell the fat bitch was whispering to her bf something. And she turned her head when we passed her and I told baby about them and he just had to listen. Poor him.
